Today we're going to talk about... *drumroll* Dick pics.
Dick pics are part of everyday life now. The majority of my friends, male or female, have been sent one. I have been sent several. The last time I was sent one was back in, oh, I'd say April or May. But here's the thing...
I'm not a big fan of dick pics. And you know what? Most of the time, neither is the girl you're sending it to.
I've had some disagreements on this point. One of my friends says she's not attracted to it, but she likes getting a sneak peek of the package, before she actually does anything with it. It's her way of checking to make sure everything's all clear and ready to go. Plus she likes checking for girth.
TMI. Moving on...
Another one of my friends says she couldn't care less about the actual picture, but it does turn her on, knowing a guy is turned on enough to send her a picture like that. It's like a mutual pleasure thing. So she's happy with it.
(I'm betting the guy is too, if he's sending dick pics. I mean really, who would send limp pics? Actually, don't answer that.)
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| Limp... Or not...? |
I do not like receiving dick pics. I especially hate receiving any kind of unsolicited sexy pics. I have two reasons for this. First, I'm a hands on type of person. Really, if anything is going to happen, it's not going to be over an internet or phone connection. Either I get to see IRL and touch, or I'm not interested. That's just how it is.
Secondly, the next part of the equation with dick pic is that I am always asked to send a pic in return. All right then, you asked for it. Continuous hourly pics of cute cats it is! Seriously. with all the leaks that seem to happen with celebrities alone why would I want to risk anything like that? I have a reputation, tattered as it may seem to others, and nekkid pictures of me online are no part of that. Either you get hands on too, buddy, or you're out of luck. I have had a mostly textual relationship before, and I am uninterested in returning to it.
Of course, the biggest problem with dick pics is that YOU ARE SENDING DICK PICS WITHOUT ASKING IF THEY WANT ONE FIRST. OMFG DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS?!
*deep breath*
Okay, long story short, some people like them, some people do not, but you should always ask before clicking send. Otherwise you're setting yourself up for a possible rage induced rant, and a direct link right to straightwhiteboystexting and yes, it is as painful and shameful as it sounds.
Have a good weekend. And remember, Snapchat and iCloud was hacked for nudes.
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