Sunday, May 17, 2015

In the Gutter: Can Sex Happen Every Day?

Well hello folks. Fancy meeting you here. I have a topic today that is sure to raise some eyebrows.

I have a question for you; how often do you like to have sex?

I was sitting down with some guy friends, and we were talking about how often guys were expected to put out, and how it just wasn't realistic.

"Guys are portrayed like dogs," one of them told me, "We don't want it all the time."

Apparently sex is like ice cream. It's a nice treat every now and then. For guys. I could go for ice cream every day. But, the guys tell me they could go for it maybe once every three days or so.

That's kinda depressing. I'd prefer three times a day.

And another thing. Women *can* enjoy sex. Those old "never put out" jokes about women can totally be put to rest now. Sex can be enjoyed by both sides, and it should be remembered.

But different people like different things in bed, and the mark of a good relationship is clarifying when and how often you both are craving ice cream.

Maybe it's time to stop pressuring both sides to adhere to a certain rule for sex and just roll with it.


Now if anyone needs me, I'll be up at DQ. I need some ice cream.

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